The two most influential ideological books of all time are currently in talks to merge, forming one entity with the potential to fuck more shit up than ever before.
Each book, known to contain predominantly nothing but lies and bullshit, has nonetheless managed to consume the majority of ancient and modern history. Experts agree that a merger between the two would indeed prove ominous.
The pope and his disciples have released a statement on behalf of the church discounting the merits of the Book of Law.
“The church seeks to distance itself from such fraudulent comic books like the law and other such rubbish,” said the pope.
Likewise the high courts dismiss the rumours of a merger.
Said the supreme court in a statement, “Our books are serious and don’t belong on the shelf with legends and myths.”
But Wall St. and major publishers think otherwise. Shares of the Bible and Book of Law have jumped significantly since the rumour floated two days ago.
“It’s inevitable that these two powerhouses join forces. This type of deal has proven to limit exposure and will be mutually beneficial,” says one industry insider.
The newly formed mega-corp will be known as ‘Blaw’ on the big board.

