Each book, known to contain predominantly nothing but lies and bullshit, has nonetheless managed to consume the majority of ancient and modern history. Experts agree that a merger between the two would indeed prove ominous.

The pope and his disciples have released a statement on behalf of the church discounting the merits of the Book of Law.

“The church seeks to distance itself from such fraudulent comic books like the law and other such rubbish,” said the pope.

Likewise the high courts dismiss the rumours of a merger.

Said the supreme court in a statement, “Our books are serious and don’t belong on the shelf with legends and myths.”

But Wall St. and major publishers think otherwise. Shares of the Bible and Book of Law have jumped significantly since the rumour floated two days ago.

“It’s inevitable that these two powerhouses join forces. This type of deal has proven to limit exposure and will be mutually beneficial,” says one industry insider.

The newly formed mega-corp will be known as ‘Blaw’ on the big board.

1.  Walk 2 blocks to purchase some unprocessed and unpackaged food to eat, or

2. Kill defenseless Iraqis by remote control, steal their oil and drive 2 blocks in an SUV to purchase processed and packaged food?

Unfortunately for the defenseless non-militant Iraqi family of women and children, the great majority of Americans have been and will continue to choose option # 2. It is, after all, the American way.

I mean mostly pure shite. When writers don’t have anything good to put out there, it doesn’t actually mean they absolutely must produce pure shite like the thousands of specimen pieces currently floating.

Notice the following piece:

“5.5 million manufacturing jobs, nearly 32 percent of the U.S. total, have been lost in the United States since George W. Bush took office in 2000.”
Don’t be fooled by this ‘new’ administration telling  you we’ll make it in America. Here’s a bit of the old Korean free trade agreement:

“For every car the United States exports to Korea, we import over 1,000 into the United States.”

And the upcoming agreement that Obama’s pushing is even sweeter, making sure that the US subsidizes Korean clean energy development ahead of the US.  Business and jobs in America really means subsidizing slave labor in kingdoms like Korea. How can you fight labor costs with a country which won’t comply with international labor laws?

Gotta love the stars and stripes.

http://www.alternet.org/economy/147957/despite_fresh_rhetoric_about_saving_u.s._manufacturing%2C_obama_is_quietly_pushing_failed_bush_trade_policies/?page=3

So let’s clarify this. First of all, the mortgage holder is the actual owner of any home with a mortgage on it. So anyone whose home had a mortgage didn’t,  in fact,  own that home in the first, or second, or whichever place. Rather, they entered into an agreement with a lender to purchase the home. This is a blatant fact that everyone seems to prefer to ignore in this so-called crisis.

You can’t ‘lose’ what you never had. The dream or charade or whatever you want to call it, is really that all these wanna-be homeowners ever owned anything at all. Because they didn’t.

Now, if your home didn’t have a mortgage and you actually did own it, than that’s a different story. You can be pissed off all you want, but nobody took your home away from you. You still own your home that you actually owned in the first place. It may not be worth jackshit, and that’s what you can be pissed about, but nobody, ‘took’ your home. Don’t let’s pretend that mortgage holders owned their homes.

They never did, so at least get the sob story correct.

I’m not sure what all the fuss is about. Note this is business as usual.

http://www.alternet.org/food/147956/out_of_control_egg_producer_flouts_regulations%3A_consumers_deal_with_500_million_salmonella-tainted_eggs/

Do those actually exist who believe a noticeable difference in power could result in the ‘winning’ or ‘losing’ of one or the other of these team colors?

This country (USA) is reduced to the equal depths of barbarism and meaninglessness, as perfectly represented by the NFL. No issue of greater importance than the score of a perfectly useless football game has even been approached by this government.

So what happens when you wake up the day after ‘winning the game’ to find out it was nothing more than points on a screen?

Fucking sad.

Wow. That’s some heavy stuff. Maybe all we need to do is find the air nozzle on the planet and pump it up so it’s twenty times the size it is now, to fit more growth. But wouldn’t that still mathematically have a limit?

Lucky for us these questions are relegated to pre-school classrooms with four year olds and never enter into any adult arenas.

Uh-oh. Wait a second. This is a quote from Larry Summers. The pre-school teacher, you ask? Actually, no. This Larry Summers is the Chief Economic Adviser to Barack Obama, the President of the United States.

Did you know, “On a typical day, when about 43 million tons of goods are carried on U.S. transportation networks, a third of that tonnage is coal and oil?”

Beam me up Scottie. Or  should I say, Larry?

Whatever.

-Passages from Bill McKibben’s ‘eearth.’

‘wants the public to understand that “war kills civilians first.” He says, “I think Americans…need to take responsibility. If you pay taxes, you pay for that soldier’s wage. You’re just as guilty as the soldier pulling the trigger.’ -Ray Corcoles, soldier from same unit

That’s where the denial comes into play. Get up, get some coffee, get in your SUV, go to your health club, take your kid to soccer practice, come home and eat some GMO chemical food, go to sleep and do it again. Pretend none of it exists, and tell yourself you’re not like that. That’s the other guys. The bad guys.

These are the spoils of war.

http://www.thenation.com/article/38034/wikileaks-baghdad?page=0,1

Mmmm, very interesting. What can be done about this? For starters, I say build more golf courses at a faster rate. Also, let’s have kids at a faster rate too, and hopefully, with any luck, they’ll turn out to be golfers!

This is just one of many stellar ideas that can and will be employed to combat this issue.

http://www.alternet.org/water/147704/un_declares_water_a_fundamental_human_right_–_u.s._abstains_from_voting_on_resolution/?page=2