
REJECTS REACH MAJORITY
An unidentified number of groups formerly not known to be affiliated with the ‘Dipshit’ party have now come forward in a unified front that is threatening to secede.
The Dipshit party, whose numbers are said to be in the billions, have issued a statement vowing to secede from their existing ruling bodies (not all Dipshits claim US citizenship) and unite, creating an internationally recognized sovereign power.
“This is the time for Dipshits to stand up for who we are and what we believe in. There is no shame in being a Dipshit. The Dipshits will be heard and we are not going away.” – from a press release issued in 84 countries

OH NO! NOT THE DIPSHITS
World powers were aware that many groups were planning to unite, but it was unclear when and under what moniker the newly formed entity would be known. There remains some ambiguity around the identity of the president or leader of the Dipshit Party, as none has stepped forward nor mentioned by name in the press release.
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