Distraught readers everywhere are lamenting the imminent demise of the major newspapers. What a sob story. Didn’t the media giants first create a crappy product that nobody wants, and then watch profits tumble? What they sell is primarily garbage, and most people know that. It’s no wonder they don’t sell. We don’t want to read, or buy, garbage. It’s as simple as that.
Take the coverage of the President’s family and their puppy. Very cute, but in these gnarly times how does this rate as a high-priority news item? Front page, where else. Could it be that this was planted to induce sympathy among readership? Duh. Whether people like or dislike the President, his family or his politics, it definitely shouldn’t be based on how cute the puppy is. Puppies don’t have shit to do with the massive responsibilities shouldered by the President of the United States. So, with all do respect, fuck the puppy and give us some real news. That may sound harsh but shows how much influence that puppy has.
How about some in depth coverage of the President and #2 hanging out on the putting green? That’s the type of hardcore news a nation in turmoil deserves. But instead of news, we are administered advertisements that are planted by lobbies to create distractions and deceive most readers who interpret them as real news. After all, this stuff shows up on TV and in ‘news’ papers. The problem is, the ads are placed to make people think a certain way, but are presented as factual events in a news forum, so people take it like news and believe it.
We don’t necessarily believe most of the ads we see, but we do believe most of ‘news’ we see, because it’s the news, right? Wrong. Most of the news in major papers and TV is nothing more than a scripted agenda unfolded one story at a time. Lobbies have agendas and they are staked by those they represent, and pay media corps big bucks on a regular basis to push their agendas. If media can sway public opinion, than public opinion is exactly what’s for sale by the media. It’s no different than pushing a bill into law- lobbies have to lobby. But it’s insulting to readers, because what it amounts to for us is fake news.
Fake news is a lot less interesting than real news, and people don’t need that shit. We need to get people in this country together on a positive track, not spread around bullshit, lies, and distractions. Right now mainstream media corps and their products suck badly, and it’s obvious.
One should not weep, nor miss very much news, when the fabled old media guard staggers and falls. On the contrary, we will be celebrating.
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